Crafted fresh. Zero warehouse. One stray fed per order. That's not marketing — that's just how this works.
300 GSM. The season didn't stand a chance.
Some things are built for show. This one is built for November through February and every unreasonably cold evening in between. 300 GSM — 90% super-combed cotton, 10% polyester for shape that doesn't give up after three washes. Bio-washed so it arrives soft and stays that way. Pre-shrunk because a sweatshirt that changes size is a problem nobody asked for. Derby ribbed hem and cuffs because the details matter even when nobody's looking. Double-stitched seams because warmth shouldn't have a weak point. Regular fit that works whether you're layering or wearing it alone at midnight wondering why you didn't do this sooner. This is not a thin sweatshirt. You're welcome.
- 300 GSM — 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Super-combed and bio-washed
- Pre-shrunk regular fit
- Derby ribbed hem and cuffs
- Double-stitched seams
- Built for cold evenings, early mornings, and everything in between
Not aggressive. Just fluent in cat.
It started with the sound, not the words.
Every cat has delivered that exact warning at some point — low, sharp, unmistakable, requiring no follow-up explanation. The graffiti lettering came second, because typed-out text felt too polite for what the sound actually meant. Green gradient, spray texture, the kind of type that takes up space without negotiating for it.
"Hiss Hiss B*tch" wasn't softened in the final version. The attitude that earned the design stayed exactly as loud as the sound that inspired it.
This sweatshirt is for the people who stopped explaining their boundaries and just started communicating them directly. The cat figured this out first.
We've got a size guide right on this page — scroll up and you'll find it next to
the size selector. When in doubt, size up. The oversized fit is intentional.
Easy 7-day returns. No interrogation, no drama. Reach us at
northmyle@gmail.com and we'll sort it.
Every piece is crafted fresh once you order. Give us up to 7 days — good
things take a little time.
