Crafted fresh. Zero warehouse. One stray fed per order. That's not marketing — that's just how this works.
300 GSM. The season didn't stand a chance.
Some things are built for show. This one is built for November through February and every unreasonably cold evening in between. 300 GSM — 90% super-combed cotton, 10% polyester for shape that doesn't give up after three washes. Bio-washed so it arrives soft and stays that way. Pre-shrunk because a sweatshirt that changes size is a problem nobody asked for. Derby ribbed hem and cuffs because the details matter even when nobody's looking. Double-stitched seams because warmth shouldn't have a weak point. Regular fit that works whether you're layering or wearing it alone at midnight wondering why you didn't do this sooner. This is not a thin sweatshirt. You're welcome.
- 300 GSM — 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Super-combed and bio-washed
- Pre-shrunk regular fit
- Derby ribbed hem and cuffs
- Double-stitched seams
- Built for cold evenings, early mornings, and everything in between
The wordplay did most of the work. We just stitched it in.
Somewhere in the last decade, the ugly Christmas sweater stopped being something you avoided and became something you actively sought out — the uglier, the better.
This design followed the same logic the genre runs on. Cross-stitch border, the kind of green and red that shouldn't work together and somehow always does, and a phrase that was clearly written before anything else. "Single & Ready to Jingle" didn't need an illustration to support it. The pun was the whole concept, fully formed.
This is for the people walking into the holiday party without a plus-one and without a single regret about it.
We've got a size guide right on this page — scroll up and you'll find it next to
the size selector. When in doubt, size up. The oversized fit is intentional.
Easy 7-day returns. No interrogation, no drama. Reach us at
northmyle@gmail.com and we'll sort it.
Every piece is crafted fresh once you order. Give us up to 7 days — good
things take a little time.
